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Discover the Origins of our beloved hero Hans Polcheck in his first short film appearance “CSI : Mona Vale�

Hans Polcheck and the CSI Mona vale Team are called to the scene of a murder but what could all these potatoes and wine glasses point too?

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Hans Polcheck is the Hero and main Protagonist of “The Polcheck Chronicles� a detective web-series Directed by Craig Moore.

Message from the Creator:
"Hi all, I'm Patrick Feary, co-writer, co-director, co-lighter etc etc as well as Hans and the Backdoor Baron in this short piece.
Uh, I'm basically writing to first of all, thank you for bothering to watch this and secondly try and justify this.
Now we made this film when we were about 12 or 13 so hopefully this accounts for the gratuitous toilet humour e.g. dutch ovens, cavity search gags, bags of confiscated fecal matter (it was actually chocolate ice-cream in the bag, I even ate it right after filming [yes, i was slighty larger then]). Looking back on it now at the ripe old age of 16, soon 17 if all goes according to plan, I definitely would've changed some things. But i STILL stand by my decision as director to use an obviously fake, red-foam ring firing plastic weapon at the film's 'climax'.
But yeah, hooray for first appearance of Polcheck!"

To find out more about the Polcheck Chronicles visit the official website:
http://polcheck.milneyfilms.com/

 

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Reviews and Comments

SyroVision (30th Jun 2006 12:45)

Yeah, the important thing to remember is THIS IS A SILLY FILM lol CSI isnt the series, CSI was a one hit film made for a youth comp that happend to have a character that spawned the founding of TCP. This was made ALONG time ago, and is in no way ment to WOW anyone, its simply up for the fans of The Polcheck Chronicles to see the origin. Thanks for all your reviews

 

Andreas (26th Jun 2006 11:01)

Hey. First of all, I never seen a single episode of CSI. There's a simple rule about the opening of the film, which is something like 'the first thing the audience sees is what's going to capture them and make them judge the movie' (something like that). And I almost shut down the movie after firstly a bad intro followed by probably the worst scene in the movie, the opening. Next time, if you want to spend some extra time, spend it on the first shots. So, let's move on... I never been a fan of younger people trying to be grown up in films, ofcourse this wasn't as importend as this was a comedy. I got to admit the actors did a great job, stumbled across some lines in the longer shots but overall acting was very good. Aswell as writing, which had it moments and sertenily helped the actors. Overall, 5 years ago there wasn't much to compete against in the cinema so this would hit a high spot back then, but now as many of the users and filmmakers here have evolved this lack in camerawork, editing, sound etc. So yeah, final comment... The Polcheck Chronicles are better but as this happens to be you guys' first film ever it's very good work with some great moments in it.

 

The Scream Man (26th Jun 2006 10:36)

Ah...CSI Mona Vale. A classic this is where Pat and i met and its what led to our first team up (in 24/7: The Movie) and then to The Case of the Missing case, the birth of the Polcheck Chronicles idea. It still has some of my favourite moments and characters in it ("the blood colour chart cracks me up every time..."). i hope u all enjoy, and look for new polcheck soon!